New 39'er Story: "Bling!"

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Line 1:"Bling, Bling, Bling!" Rang Ruby's phone.

Line 2: Rang Ruby's phone: "I'm NOT here."

Line 3: I'm not here for ordinary people.

Line 4: For ordinary people, call my assistant.

Line 5: Call my assistant for special jewels.

Line 6: I must file for Chapter 11.

Line 7: Missed Oprah's call.

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